Today marks one year since I started this blog. I have decided that if I ever want to get this thing off the ground I will have to do one of two things:
Write more, or, hire Vladimir Putin's publicist.
In the spirit of celebration, I post for you a retrospective of the finest Putin setup shots, starting with yesterday's "discovery" of Grecian urns. Please enjoy.
Fearless Leader urns his keep! L-O-L!
"No, I find nothing unethical about creating her bed from her mother."
"Bro, I told you I could take two twelve-year-olds without even looking."
Horseback riding in a suede jumpsuit and boots with the fur is largely viewed as a brazen display of masculinity in Russia, and totally not gay.
Putin goes whaling with a crossbow; fat douche from Whale Wars is unavailable for comment, as his shorts are literally filled with shit.
This is why Russia's debt will never get downgraded. 
HAHAH. Hysterical, as usual!
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