Senators playing nice-a nice-a.
This year, the Senate has decided to discontinue Seersucker Thursday, citing political impropriety. The ever-watchful populace sighed collectively in relief as they saw the profligacy of Washington melt away before their very eyes. Seersucker Thursday, originally started in 1996 by former Mississippi Senator Trent Lott, was scheduled for the first Thursday of every summer. The Senators would arrive to work in seersucker suits, take pictures, and do whatever it is exactly they are paid so generously to do.
