Arbiter Elegantiarum
Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Joe Lhota Apparently Running for Mayor of New York City

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Truth.  Justice.  Lasagna.      Joe Lhota is running for Mayor of New York City, though it seems he does not care much for campaignin...
Friday, August 23, 2013

Jeans: A Polemic

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 Larry King Is a Walking Public Service Ad for the Pitfalls of Denim.      "There are only two actions I cannot tolerate.  The fi...
Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Rest in Peacock

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Mrs. Peacock (Eileen Brennan) being "allayed" of her anxieties by Mr. Green (Michael McKean) in the 1985 comedy "Clue....
Thursday, July 18, 2013

I Really Didn't Want to Write About George Zimmerman

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Apologies for writing two "serious" posts in a row here - I promise I'll write about how I believe Yoko Ono was sent to Ea...
Thursday, June 27, 2013

Y'all Got A License for That Thar' Marriage?

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Lieutenant Arcot Ramathron wants to know.  Right meow.             Hi there!  I return to my blog after a nearly 10-month absence to s...
Sunday, September 2, 2012

Arbiter Elegantiarum Turns Two!

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Terrible two-year old. Arbiter Elegantiarum's two year anniversary has come and gone, and like the deadbeat blog pappy that I am,...
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Thursday, July 26, 2012

Michael Bloomberg Is Actually Your Crazy Girlfriend

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  Artist's rendering of what Michael Bloomberg might look like as your crazy girlfriend. Michael Bloomberg's general behavior...
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"Arbiter Elegantiarum" meaning "judge of tastes", is a Latin phrase first applied to the tremendously popular Roman courtier, profligate, satirist and unapologetic free speaker, Petronius. It is in this spirit that I hope to write on the superfluous, the important and the irreverent.
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