A Christmas List That Could Make a Saudi Prince Blush

Prince Alwaleed bin Talal al-Saud enjoying his in-flight glamor shot, which comes standard with the purchase of one gilt throne.

Christmas is upon us, and with this most wonderful time of the year comes the opportunity for millions of debt-strapped individuals all over the country to spend themselves back into prosperity. Below I have assembled a collection of items so unreasonably expensive and tacky that they would make even the likes of a Saudi prince blush. Lo: