Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Joe Lhota Apparently Running for Mayor of New York City

Truth.  Justice.  Lasagna.

     Joe Lhota is running for Mayor of New York City, though it seems he does not care much for campaigning.  The latest polls show Lhota down by an insuperable margin of nearly 40 points.  There is less than one week left until the election, and since Joe Lhota only has one ad, I have taken it upon myself to establish a Political Action Committee called "Getta Lhota This."  I am releasing the following campaign ads in expectation of riding Lhota into Gracie Mansion.