Lieutenant Arcot Ramathron wants to know. Right meow.
Hi there! I return to my blog after a nearly 10-month absence to shit on everyone's misleading-headline-fueled parade.
Yesterday, the U.S. Supreme Court issued dual opinions dealing with how the federal government regulates marriage. If you are among the majority of Americans who get their news from social media and/or the major networks, you probably could not be blamed for thinking the Court pronounced gay marriage a national virtue and injunctively ordered Congress to declare war on the Vatican. Naturally, the text of both opinions is far more nuanced than that. Here, read:
