Terrible two-year old.
Arbiter Elegantiarum's two year anniversary has come and gone, and like the deadbeat blog pappy that I am, I only noticed over half a month later. This year saw many great successes in the blog; partiularly the Carly Rae Jepsen piece, which has just under 4,000 views as of this writing. To provide context, this represents a 100% increase over normal readership. My thanks to the conspiracy theory community for actively clicking on anything containing the word "Illuminati" or derivatives thereof.